IdEaS?!?!?

So I am in need of all fellow bloggers. I need to know how to freakin put myself into labor! I am in so much pain. I can't work anymore, I can't stand for that long. I have constant contractions when I stand up. I am sure alot of you can relate. So the other day I was have contractions like crazy, I was in a lot of pain. So we timed the contractions, but they weren't close enough to go up to the hospital, so we slept on it, in the morning, once again...PAIN! During this whole day I had everybody telling me to go to the hospital, what do I have to lose? Well I didn't go up til the next day, and thought-- my doc said that she wouldn't send me home, so why not. Wrong!! They sent me home. I haven't progressed enough since Thursday, I am only dilated to a 2 and 70% thinned. So the sweet little nurse sent me on my way. I really did think I would be ok with being sent home, I am sure it happens all the time, but I was way bummed and way embarrassed. As soon as the nurse walked out of the room after talking to my doc, I started bawling. I wasn't expecting that!( the crying, I'm not usually a crier, but this whole pregnancy has thrown me way off, I am all sorts of emotional!) Anyway- I need some good ideas. I know I know I am going to have some of you tell me she just isn't ready to come yet, she still needs to 'cook'. Well let me tell ya, she is done cooking as soon as someone has a good idea.! Thanks for listening to me vent!! I hope you all have a fabulous day! Oh and I wanted to thank all you lovely ladies that have come to my showers. I have loved seeing all of you,some of you it has been years, it was so good to catch up. Thanks again!